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Hexual Satisfaction

Status: turn 291
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CARD SETS:C:8, D:10, S:12, CDS:15, W:20 SET TRADE IN:turn start LEADERS:0
CARD BONUS:7 / Not On Territory SET PLACEMENT:turn start FORTIFICATION:2 / any
MAX CARDS:6 BORGIFICATION:3 skips STALEMATE AVOIDANCE:on
Stalemate Crusher: Sloth Blorker slagerjj Napoleon Size rkaufman Colonel Bacon Annihilator shwampy Arsey TBIV Verminator baaadrabbit unik1
Katrinas Office Hall of Legends Throne of the Archbishop Pipe Organ Tabernacle Frothy Fall From Grace Intercooler Binary Impossibility Moral Fabric of the Space Time Continuum Six Entropy Nashan Diversified Terrain Mapper Overheated Chameleon Jason is the picture of health Inferno Laser Rifle Iris Curtains Pickled Ginger Gyro Blossoming Lotus Gate of Horn Gate of Ivory Mechit Lube Methuselah the Recorder Secret Pornography Stash Mares Milk STRONG Appaloosa The Tumble Footprint of the Morning Star Lost Sandal of Prometheus Lightbringer Expulsion Hrungnir Hecatonchire Briareos The Unnamed That Survives Terror of Benandonner Fionn mac Cumhaill Lizzing I want to go to there 1 900 OKFACE Astronaut Mike Dexter Sabor de Soledad Nothing worse than a surprise lemon party The Cuddler Thank You For Taking Care Of Yourself Heavy Petting Lost sincerity Stag Key Swapping Double standards Androcentrism Unspoken Buried Jealousy Web of STI vectors Drama Openness Fulfillment Diversity Bring Your Own Lube Clean up after your damn self Porn on the big screen Drunk people always use safer sex OkCupid No one knows you are a dog Ridicule Pseudonymity Casual Encounters But there is sand everywhere Towel on lap Crabs The Fly Jurassic Park No pay no Goldblum. Thats it I dont think Im so different than your average... average. It is best not to stare at the sun during an eclipse. Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop Hands Riding the Gravy Train Its a helluva start Which ones Pink Were so happy we can hardly count New car caviar four star daydream Dont give me that do goody good bullshit Sweet Calamus Lotus Flower Wild Prickly Lettuce Ithyphallic Yang Priapus Yin Origin Fountain Sacred Temple Two Spirit Hijra Kathoey Takatapui Mak Pak Nyah Transgender Genderqueer Intersex Construct Rejection Air Vibration Funnels Dual Facial Flanges Subkeratinous Headcrown Poopflinging Aperture Chesticles Wobbling Mouthworm Head Body Isthmus Handlike Leg Endings Fivesplit Hand Terminations Icecutting Mammilla That Whole Shameful Downstairs Area Six Legged Insexts 6 Million Sperm Stored By A Queen Bee Carbon Sixual Intercourse Sixsome Eroticon Six Making Sixtuplets Roll six and get wood Honeycomb Six Teated Furry Allens Key Close Packing Funkated Equilateral Triangle The Gentleman With Six Testicles Six Times in a Row Six Hour Marathon I have some wood for your sheep I have so much wood right now The robber grabbed my wood I want your wood Thumpasaurus Peoples Peck me lightly like a woodpecker with a headache Maggot Brain Pornopoly Vaginal Pursuit Poopchutes and Bladders Cluewd Parcheeki Screwbble Barrel of Spunkeys Battleship Spring Break Edition Asses and Allies The Game of Life Las Vegas Edition Operation Gynecology Edition Horny Horny Hippos Naked Twister Frotzee The game of sexy conquest Lets play Twister Lets play Risk Hey baby Muted strings with wah pedal Rimshot Four on the floor Unsexy Sax Synthesizer Transformation fetish Yiffy Schism Coveting the fictional Erotic Target Location Errors Normative Ideal Equivalence of Difference and Disorder Deviant Sexuality Social Desirability Bias Foot Latex Leather Nylon Armpit Roleplay Chocolate Lemonade Insert Type of Person Here Insert Anything Here You know. All that whips and chains stuff Bondage Other Tickling BDSM Safe Sane and Consensual Red Yellow Misbehavior Tolerance Personality Politics Paranoia LGBT Queer GLBT BLT Sandwich LGBTQIPAA Crush all humans Satanic orgies Recruit children into the gay Nazi armies of Beelzebub Glitterbomb terrorism Theres No Love in Rock and Roll Devil music the grunt and groin antics of one Elvis Presley Rock Around the Clock Boogie Woogie Rocket 88 Rockabilly Bop Moral Decay Rock the Joint Skiffle The Fat Man Death to Smoochy Hobbes likes smooches from girls 50 hours 25 minutes Tonsil Hockey Freedom Kissing Hey nice shoes. Wanna snog Let there be dancing in the streets and necking in the parlor. Tangled Giraffes Nape Blarney Stone I never forget a face but in your case Ill make an exception I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. A hard man is good to find. Get a boyfriend for rainy days and another for if it doesnt rain Ive been in more laps than a napkin. Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before. Im no model lady. A model is just an imitation of the real thing Sex is emotion in motion. If I asked for some coffee they would look for a double meaning Humor is reason gone mad. I remember the first time I had sex. I kept the receipt. butts lol Kotra is the pinnacle of humanity. I like big butts and I cannot lie. I am a witty but insincere buffoon. Please stop misquoting me. My forehead ejects toxic orange pellets. Blork. Sblork. Orangutans are the wombats of futility. Thats totally boobtacular Shake it like a poloroid picture. Outcasts always mourn If it wasnt for pick pockets Id have no sex life at all. My wife wants sex in the back of the car and wants me to drive. Moog Wendy Carlos Jean Jacques Perrey ARP Kurzweil Roland RCA Now if you wanna synthesize I empathize Synthesizer microwave me Pep Vim Pluck Twanger Maracas Pipe Beltaine May Day Lupercalia Kanamara Matsuri Hounen Matsuri Thesmophoria Noli Me Tangere Mardi Gras Carnival Bacchanalia Aphrodisia Rongali Bihu Floralia Six Packets Six Pot Sixual Revolution Six Addict Six Fiend Sixaholic Six Symbol Sixuality Six on the Beach Sixy M. F. Sixbomb Six Shooter Sixth Dimension Sixth Sense Sixpack Sixth Time is the Charm Sixty Nine Brambles Stickerbush Symphony Nostalgia Enigma in Pacific Grove Push the Limits The Sixteenth Nepheline Cancrinite Laurelite Apatite Vanadinite Kalsilite Wurtzite Greenockite Benitoite Beryl Graphite Zincite Soldier with the Green Whiskers Snowflake Giants Causeway Graphene Compound eye Yucca Insext Hornyt Mating Mantis Leonard Nimoy says you have discovered paper. Now I have a Tank. Ho ho ho. Slutty Catherine the Great You have displayed the leadership abilities of Dan Quayle. Walking bass Slap and pop Kick Snare Hi hat Bongo Fury Strum Tambourine Man Sexy dice Strip Poker Strip Anything Truth or Dare Seven Minutes in Heaven Internet The Fertile and Depraved Imagination Comics Trashy Novels Dirty Mags DVD VHS Betamax and Reel to Reel Pay Per View Pinup Ilona Staller Turning tricks Back room of the strip club Rubdowns Shower Shows Stripper Poles Craigslist prostitution Brothel Full body massage Unsustainability Lingerie shows Belly dancing Lapdance Chippendales Striptease Go go Astarte Kinsey Freund Masters and Johnson Top Bottom I am a Ford not a Lincoln. I am the first to admit that I am no great orator. There is no Soviet domination of Eastern Europe. I grant a full free and absolute pardon unto Richard Nixon. Woo Richard Nixon Helen Thomas James Carville Margaret Thatcher Intimacy Excess Brethren of the Free Spirit Buffet of life Ordeals Punish the body to elevate the soul Abstinence Renunciation of desires Barnstar compass rose Urglaawe Hexenmeister Himmelsbrief Braucherei
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Players
Turn Name Territories Armies Reinforcements Cards Points CT%
  Zaack (conquered) -93 3
  Sloth 15 112 9 6 20 5
  G.F.Y. (borgified [N,NR]) 32 131 26 3 -91 0
  Blorker 67 308 66 4 20 12
  pthepthep (conquered) -95 3
  Canuqeurer (rejoinable quitter [N,NR]) 45 239 41 3 -68 0
  Orchestra Spy (left game [N,NR]) (conquered) -95 0
  slagerjj 21 84 13 3 0 6
  Napoleon Size 27 349 29 3 20 4
  rkaufman 22 180 20 5 0 4
  Colonel Bacon 5 68 3 4 0 3
  Annihilator 16 113 11 5 0 4
  shwampy 13 81 7 5 0 2
  I Kander get no satisfaction (left game [N,NR]) (conquered) -90 0
  Arsey 16 198 16 5 0 3
  TBIV 19 154 14 5 0 7
  Verminator 75 261 64 2 100 12
  mighty molar (conquered) -93 3
  mrfetish (borgified [N,NR]) (conquered) -99 0
  pavramop (conquered) -98 2
  baaadrabbit 3 55 3 0 0 3
  4kraken (conquered) -88 3
  unik1 8 84 4 1 0 2
  mikema13 (conquered) -97 1
 
Continents
Name Value Owner
Hexual 10 not owned
Rock and or Roll 8 Blorker
Crystalline 7 not owned
Third 7 Verminator
Zones 7 Napoleon Size
Fetish 6 not owned
Hasbro Lawsuit Fodder 6 Canuqeurer (rejoinable quitter [N,NR])
Oscar Wilde Quotes 6 Blorker
Sixual 6 G.F.Y. (borgified [N,NR])
Festivals 5 Annihilator
Games 5 Napoleon Size
Rhythm 5 Blorker
Smut 5 rkaufman
Academic Misrepresentation 4 not owned
In Nature 4 Napoleon Size
Porn Groove 4 Blorker
Sluts of Catan 4 Canuqeurer (rejoinable quitter [N,NR])
Swingeria 4 not owned
Synthesizer 4 G.F.Y. (borgified [N,NR])
The Gay Agenda 4 Canuqeurer (rejoinable quitter [N,NR])
Anthropomorphic Animal Paraphilia 3 Canuqeurer (rejoinable quitter [N,NR])
Ascetic 3 Blorker
Civilization VI 3 Napoleon Size
Dance 3 not owned
Gerald Ford 3 slagerjj
Graceful Fall 3 not owned
Hedonist 3 Blorker
Kink 3 Verminator
Lemonland 3 Verminator
Mae 3 Blorker
Mae West 3 Blorker
Marxist Maxisms 3 Blorker
Neck 3 not owned
Polyamory Meadows 3 Arsey
Polyamory Minefields 3 Arsey
Six Six Six 3 G.F.Y. (borgified [N,NR])
Smooch 3 TBIV
Snog 3 TBIV
Spunky 3 Canuqeurer (rejoinable quitter [N,NR])
The Internet 3 not owned
The Sexopod 3 rkaufman
Umbrellas of Sex and Gender 3 Canuqeurer (rejoinable quitter [N,NR])
Yoni 3 Verminator
Capitalism at Its Finest 2 shwampy
Dangerfields 2 Blorker
Engulfing Gates 2 not owned
Geoff Goldblume 2 Verminator
Giants Causeway 2 Verminator
Gods of Destiny 2 not owned
Goldblum Fascination 2 Verminator
Have A Cigar 2 Verminator
Hexwork 2 rkaufman
Lingam 2 Verminator
Love Tribe 2 not owned
Nikki Sixx 2 G.F.Y. (borgified [N,NR])
One Nation Under a Groove 2 Blorker
Rainbow 2 Verminator
Sex symbols 2 rkaufman
Sexology 2 slagerjj
Switch 2 not owned
The Beach 2 Verminator
The Blum 2 Verminator
The Club 2 Arsey
The Party 2 Arsey
Agender 1 Verminator
Andy Kaufman 1 Canuqeurer (rejoinable quitter [N,NR])
Battlements 1 Sloth
Blarney 1 TBIV
Craigslist 1 Arsey
Danger of Existing Within a Secretive Subculture 1 Verminator
Emerald City 1 TBIV
Frisk 1 Canuqeurer (rejoinable quitter [N,NR])
Gatekeepers Hovel 1 unik1
Groucho 1 Blorker
Hoofbeast Stable 1 Sloth
Ishtar 1 slagerjj
Junk 1 Napoleon Size
Las Vegas 1 shwampy
Man on the Moon 1 Canuqeurer (rejoinable quitter [N,NR])
Money 1 Verminator
Pharaoh Mone 1 Verminator
Porn Stars in Politics 1 rkaufman
Safeword 1 Verminator
Sanctum Santorum 1 Verminator
Spring Break 1 Annihilator
The Cathedral 1 Verminator
The Citadel 1 Sloth
The First 1 G.F.Y. (borgified [N,NR])
Tomb 1 Blorker
Turrets 1 Sloth
Black Holes 0 not owned



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